The anatomy of a Chihuahua.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
*black and white gif of a skinny white couple engaging in sexual activity*
Don’t worry i know what i’m doing
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
IM REALLY SCARED I JUST OPENED A BOTTLE OF FUCKING SOBE LIFEWATER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN AM I IN A CREEPY PASTA I CAN FUCKING SEE IT NOW SOBE DEATHWATER IM GOING TO DIE BUT this drink is hella im still drinking it im an idiot
Whenever I see those “15 styles men hate” etc. articles, all I can think about is a group of grown ass men with big beards fuming and beating each other up over like, rompers or some shit.