finished my grant proposal and I’m pleased
i sent this to my mom because she loves birds and she said “it’s funny and strange”
THIS IS STIL THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN LIVE WHILE WATCHING BASEBALL
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"